A student at Collingwood school
Had a brilliant idea (which is cool)
So please take the time
And send us your rhyme
And hopefully it will be better than this one...
Lockdown Limericks
One of our students has sent us some brilliant Limericks and it gave us an idea...
Let's have a whole page here on the Connect website just for your Limericks. Send us as many of your Limericks as you think we can stand and we will publish the very best here on this page.
Email your work to gallery@collingwood.media or simply click the link below.
The Collingwood Limerick Hall of Fame
Here we present the very best of Collingwood's poetic talent. Keep them coming..!
by Ewan
There once were two crazy puppets
who wanted to be in the muppets
they went on the stage
got into a rage
and ended up in some buckets
by Ewan
There once was a girl called Lily
who liked to be really silly
she had a brother called Max
who told her some interesting facts
and now she does quizzes on the telly
by Ewan
There once was a boy from Collingwood School
who could not stick to the rules
he ran around a lot
And got told to not
So he ended up jumping in the pool
by Ewan and Mr Alpin
There was a young man called Brian
Who rode to work on a lion
The lion got mad
So Brian was glad
That he had decided to fly in
by Mr C
A technology teacher named Ben
Has strangely discovered that when
He consumes red hot chilli
It makes him go silly
Then oddly he does it again
by Mrs Halliwell
There once was a dog called Hattie
Who really was quite scattie
She jumped in the river
Which made her shiver
However her owner forgave her